Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Greetings From Roanoke, VA Pt. 4!

  • The homesickness is setting in a little.
  • I've been living like a porn, not even Fleshbot since the 12th of this month. I'm wasting away! Okay, not really.
  • My aunt and uncle watch Fox News. I won't hold it against them.
  • Two more aunts have arrived, so my mom and them are shopping their asses off, leaving me here. It's cool though...I might go to Hardee's later. Monster Thickburger, here I come!
  • I've changed my mind about something. Rachael Ray can get it. I don't know why I didn't dig her before. She's got a nice ass. And that mile-wide mouth of, I betcha she makes a great "oh" face. Wow...that was dirty.


Jeope said...

You're going to the Food Network for your fantasy fix? Gah!

"Oh! Oh!" – Office Space, right?

Allan L. said...

Yup. Saw it again on the Chicago trip.
Yo, Food Network has got some fine ladies!