The Bar's Name
Thanks to designer Will Ruocco, I have a name for my (fake) bar: NO HOLDS BAR. Fuckin' brilliant, eh? And it's better than what I had in mind. Do yourself a favour and visit him here. He's, like, really good.
EDIT: I forgot tomention that I'm going back to the old idea. Diversification (in the case of my portfolio) be damned.