Thursday, August 26, 2004

Some clarification for yo' ass...

I'm pretty sure some cock puppet called me a 'nigger' while passing by in his pick-up. Let's get one thing straight...

I'm not a nigger. I'm a motherfucker.

That's right...a MOTHERFUCKER.

That dude was pissed because his moms can't leave me alone. Hey, what can I say, dude? She's a fiend for my crotch rocket. I can only accommodate her addiction 'cuz she's so "good to the wood". Now really, she's a grown woman, man! Don't get so uptight. Now, the bitch you should really be watching out for is your sister, 'cuz she's been trying to catch some Mandingo lovin' from yours truly. But don't worry, I'd never touch the slut. Your moms and I have an exclusive arrangement. I've retained all international video rights, too. Gee, I guess that makes me a smart nigger.

But really, don't get it twisted, y'all. It's simple math:

ALLAN LORDE = MOTHERFUCKER.

Thank you.


2 comments:

TRoyal said...

Get up on it, bitches! Al done told y'all what the deal is!

/hype man

Allan L. said...

Heh, I knew you'd have my back. The thing is, I wasn't even upset at the time. The dude was probably listening to one of his favorite rap tunes at the time. Who knows? It still felt good to write this.