Ah...Peanut Butter Twix®. No More Shall We Be Separated!

After, like, 15 years of absence, Peanut Butter Twix is again available in Canada! I have one less reason to visit the U.S.

Speedball® Steez

Fuck, this dude is good.
http://www.letterror.com/media/data/tm_9_2004_downerworkshop_hires.mov

R.I.P. John Peel

The guy had quite an ear.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3955289.stm

Random Thoughs, y'all

• I laughed at this, as I'm sure the rest of you did.
• The new De La album is fierce. Welcome back, boys.
• I wish I was in Portland right now.
• Somebody came here looking for pictures of ***** ******* tits instead of **** *****! Hey, good on ya, chum!
• I really should be working on other shit right now. I'm recovering from a lame/shitty week.
• Going to the 32 Inch Canvas Show tomorrow...should kick a lot of ass.
• Y'know...I think that's it.
• Oh yeah! I forgot...my name (and the names of other gigposters.com fam) is on the previously-mentioned Beastie Boys poster. Look here for proof: http://www.gigposters.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=25538 (In the fourth picture, you can see "Allan L." just underneath "Silver". Isn't that cool?)
• Peace.

Rest In Peace...

Bev Toupin, mother of Dwight, Kurt and Lisa, wife of Lawrence. You will be missed.

The Best Beastie Boys Poster I've Ever Seen

http://www.gigposters.com/posters.php?poster=36806
Bobby Dixon rules.

My Super-shitty Temporary Portfolio Site

Don't expect a whole lot. Really.
http://creativearts.rrc.mb.ca/2004-05_3rd_yr/alorde/index.html

Soul Sides vs. Cocaine Blunts!

Good God, this dope! Oliver Wang's Soul Sides and Noz's Cocaine Blunts are down to outnerd each other by digging deep into their respective crates for obscure mid-90s 12" singles. In order to witness the carnage, you gotta peep both sites and download the goodness (start from the Oct. 11th postings on both sites, but act fast...the MP3s don't stay up that long). What a great time to be alive and on the web!

O-Dub's Soul Sides and Noz's Cocaine Blunts

Ladies and Gentlemen...Mr. Johnny Crap.

I haven't said anything about this guy yet, and it's about time I did. I personally think that Johnny Crap is one of the best illustrators in this country, and it's about time that the rest of the world knew about him. Peep his steez at these here places:

www.johnnycrap.com
Johnny's Posters @ gigposters.com

Down.

I'm really depressed, and I can't figure out why.
I know it'll pass, but I'm feeling totally shitty at the moment.
I'm not having any fun.
I'm burnt out on porn...I think that's actually a good thing. Reading the backlash from PRINT's Sex Issue may have helped.
I feel like I'm back at square one in graphic design and illustration.
I know I'm gonna get out of this funk, but man, I feel really fuckin' low.
Feh.


EDIT: Over 12 hours later, I feel a little better. I gotta grabsomething to eat. I'm dyin'!

Carnie Wilson

Despite my long history with porn, I've never bought an issue of Playboy (really, does that count as porn? It's "cheesecake" if anything.). That includes the infamous Carnie Wilson issue. I just found some pics from that issue, and I can only say that I thought she was hotter when she was bigger. But hey, as long as she's happy.

Break Bread in Village Voice!

Yeah baby!
http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0439/eddy.php

Muhfuckin' Pizza Sale

That's right...come get some.